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World's Okayest Paratrooper Hoodie

$44.95

Not every jump is perfect, but hey, you got the job done. The World’s Okayest Paratrooper hoodie is for those who’ve embraced the suck, hit the ground (mostly) on target, and lived to tell the tale. Whether you’re an airborne legend or just here for the free fall, this hoodie lets the world know you gave it your best… or at least a best.

Made from 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, this premium hoodie offers a comfortable, relaxed fit with just the right amount of warmth for everyday wear. Whether you're reminiscing about airborne glory or just flexing that hard-earned jump status, this one's for the paratroopers who keep it real.

✅ Airborne-Inspired Humor | ✅ Comfortable and Durable | ✅ Perfect for Those Who Survived the Jump

Size guide

	CHEST WIDTH (inches)	LENGTH (inches)
S	20	27
M	21	28
L	23	29
XL	25	30
2XL	26 ½	31
3XL	28	32

	CHEST WIDTH (cm)	LENGTH (cm)
S	50.8	68.6
M	53.3	71.1
L	58.4	73.7
XL	63.5	76.2
2XL	67.3	78.7
3XL	71.1	81.3

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FAQs

Yes, our shirts and hoodies are designed to fit true to size with an athletic, structured fit. If you prefer a looser fit, we recommend sizing up so that the shirt is comfortable for all of your activities!

Yes! All of our apparel is pre-shrunk to minimize shrinkage and ensure a consistent fit wash after wash.

Our shirts are printed in the United States.

Orders typically ship within 2-5 business days. Delivery times vary depending on location, but most customers receive their orders within 5-10 business days.

At this time, we only ship within the United States, but we are working on expanding to international locations soon.

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If your order hasn’t arrived within the estimated timeframe, please contact us at support@valiantgear.com and we will assist you in locating your package.

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